Question:
Who came up with the band name, The Out Of Bodies?
Answer:
That was Dan
Question:
Is there any truth to the rumor that Dan once wanted to call the band -
Out Of Soap?
Answer:
That's a widespread misconception, but no.
Question:
If Dan was on a train, traveling 70 miles per hour, leaving Westford heading toward Eastford, 260 miles away - and at the same time Joe was on another train, traveling 60 miles per hour, leaving Eastford heading towards Westford - when would Dan and Joe meet, and how far from each city would they meet?
Answer:
Well, Joe usually drives his car - so he'd probably never be meeting Dan on a train. But hypothetically, for both Dan and Joe it would be a 2 hour train ride, and considering the distance formula (Distance = rate x time, or D = rt) the two trains would meet at a point 140 miles from Westford and 120 miles from Eastford.
Question:
I've read somewhere that Lloyd is a vegetarian. Does that mean he doesn't eat animal crackers?
Answer:
No, I'm sure he does. You're confusing the popular Nabisco Barnum's Animal Crackers with actual animals. A common mistake. Although we do believe Devil Dogs are a favorite after dinner treat of the anti-Christ.
Question:
Does Mark still play bass?
Answer:
He plays trout.
Question:
Where can I see some of Joe's stop-motion animation?
Answer:
Joe has nothing on film, but if you go to his house and ask him he will place you in a chair in front of his model of Kong - and ask you to close and open your eyes every time he moves it a bit. It will take about a day and a half to see the model move an inch, but the effect is amazing.
Question:
Who came up with the band name, The Out Of Bodies?
Answer:
That was Donald
Question:
Did Dan ever cut a record?
Answer:
He might've scratched a few.
Question:
If a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?
Answer:
Twenty minutes, four seconds, providing it wasn't Thursday night.
Question:
Do clowns wear really big socks?
Answer:
Next time you take off your shoes take a look.
Question:
Who came up with the band name, The Out Of Bodies?
Answer:
That was Mark.
Question:
Where did Dan get all those Bob's Store t-shirts?
Answer:
We're still trying to figure out who's buried in Grant's tomb. We'll get back to you on that one.
Question:
What weighs more? A ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
Answer:
Mo'Nique.
Question:
Which one of you guys was the Walrus?
Answer:
You're thinking about the Beatles. That happens all the time.
Question:
What's that thing chasing you guys in the "I Wonder" video?
Answer:
That's a ventriloquist doll we call Jerry.
Question:
Are any Out Of Bodies tunes actually about out of body experiences?
Answer:
The closest references to any songs being about out of body experiences would be Dan's "Pink and Blue" and "Wendy Will Die" - which can both be found on this site.
Question:
Who came up with the band name, The Out Of Bodies?
Answer:
That was Joe.
Question:
I've written thousands of articles about underground bands from all over the world, and yet I've never heard of you guys until now. Where are you mostly known?
Answer:
We're pretty big in Kwaremenguel.
Question:
Who came up with the band name, The Out Of Bodies?
Answer:
That was Lloyd.
(But seriously... our REAL Frequently Asked Questions are answered at the blog.)
